Recap

Kanye West showed up at the Patrick Swayze's family's home, and said "I'll let you get back to your mourning in a minute, but Michael Jackson's death was way bigger."

Fun fact #8,760

It's very easy to remain celibate when the only guys approach you are either defective (broken-down, mentally unstable, infected with the "hook-up" mentality, whatever) or simply butt-ugly. If it weren't for the wonders of polymer safe bet I've would have killed someone by now.
Yes, the Cosmic Cock-blocker is working like a charm, and the universe is working as it should.

Where are you Doomsday meteor?!