"There are two dilemmas... that rattle the human skull. How do you hold onto someone who won't stay? And how do you get rid of someone who won't go?"

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ok, I did it, it was me....

Don't Worry Kyoko...

Picture of the Day

(Belated) Picture of the Day

Booze.... now in vibrant colors!