Fun Fact # 724...you can find people stupider than you on YouTube Comments.

... you cannot be stupider than me, EVER! Am I really so heady that I have to explain a joke to you! I think not, you're just a MORON! Witness the following, buried under that hysterical Chriss Angel/Jim Callahan clip from that horrible American Idol-for-fake-magician show with the spoon-bending guy:

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Maybe THIS show should be called "Bullshit!"

AFOREMENTIONED MORON (19 hours ago) Show Hide Marked as spam

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Penn and Teller already took that title.

Uuuuuuummmmm, yeah, that's why I made the joke! Penn and Teller has followed in the footsteps of James Randi in a way with their Showtime series and wether Angel was grandstanding or not, he went into de-bunker mode himself in that clip. As much as I'd like to, I can't hate him and I thought the whole thing hysterical. Then this twit spoils my good feelings. I really hate stupid people.

Was anybody really looking for this?

FROM ROLLING STONE:
Hoping to resuscitate his sputtering career, Michael Jackson is reportedly returning to a reliable source: his own 1982 album Thriller. According to reports, Jackson plans to spruce up the 25th anniversary addition of the album by adding four remixes of Thriller tracks. Those lending a helping sequined gloved hand on the remixes for “Wanna Be Startin’ Something,” “The Girl Is Mine,” “Billie Jean,” and “P.Y.T.” are Kanye West, Akon, and Will.i.am. More...

Well the new stuff wasn't cutting it so why not? If you can love R. Kelly, you can love Jacko - he was doing the kiddie-diddling thing first, a true innovator!

...or would that be Gary Glitter?

An Open Memo to "Men."

DISCLAIMER: If you are offended to the point of anger, that probably means you see yourself in here a bit. Just kidding.

As an introvert I have grown to embrace the fact that I'm on a totally different wavelength than most people, certainly from most black women. My first celebrity crush was Peter Gabriel for God's sake. Despite this I actually have a semblance of a life, filled with the soap opera-ish hijinks of my small but close, goofy family and even goofier friends which act as a pleasant distraction from the hell-hole I currently reside in.

I recently added dating to this mishmosh, with enlightening yet depressing results. I have a question to ask to the so-called men out there: You give yourselves away so quickly, why go the charade of dating to get sex? Wouldn't it be better to rent a hooker for a half an hour? It would be waaaaaaaay cheaper than a RealDoll, don't have to take her out to dinner, hell, you don't even have to remember her name. The ones I manage not to scare away think because I'm black and have "the ass" that I'm a rap video girl who'll fuck them immediately and they can see what it's like, maybe they think my pussy is on another part of my body, maybe fucking a black woman will be completely different than fucking any other woman in general - WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU ASSHOLES?!! IS EVERY GUY WHO IS NOT MARRIED AT THIS POINT IN SPACE AND TIME LIKE THIS!??! AND THEN YOU COCKSUCKERS HAVE THE NERVE TO COP AN ATTITUDE WHEN THINGS DON'T GO YOUR WAY, YOU STUPID, CHILDISH FUCKS!!! DO ANY OF YOU STOP AND THINK HOW PATHETIC AND SHORTSIGHTED THIS WAY OF THINKING IS!?? GET A GODDAMNED HOOKER YOU LOWLIFES!!!!!

Annnnnnnnnd stop, breathe... .... I guess my anger stems from the rejection from the lemming that I know I'm better off without anyway, but it's still rejection and it still hurts and it happens A LOT. Yeah, I'm angry, because it's always one way or the other. It's all about the images, don't think you are immune. Black women have the least representation. We're either video sluts or baby-mamas or the cold-fish/mammy Oprahs. By this society's eyes the only black women deserving of love are mixed! Since America is a country of lemmings, this is how most people think, including other blacks. Black men are just as pathetic, buying into this idea even more so, turning their backs on who they are and where they came from to obtain the white prize. Hell, in a way, I dont' blame them, and quite frankly I'll take Peter Gabriel (circa 1986) over Wesley Snipes, from the asthetic standpoint alone, just don't suggest my standards are too high and that I should date the thug on the bus because I'm a sellout if I don't - FUCK YOU!!!!!

Breathe..........

Hold up, wait a minute...

Let's take a little break from the phony black solidarity in regards to the Jena 6 aside, let's remember that there are no innocent parties here: you have these 6 kids who beat up another human being, the school administration AND the DA who did nothing, thereby condoing the situation to escalate. Lastly, what about the kids who hung the noose from the tree, this is how this turf war madness began in the first place.

It's the end of summer...

...at least here in the NorthEast. As soon as I stepped outside this morning, the chill hit me. I already get cold quick as it is, but this felt different. October's right around the corner for God's sake!

Time sure flies when you're getting old.

Fun Fact #722 - There's no such thing as "someone for everyone."

Fun fact #723 - Did you know that I'm such a loser I can't keep a guy interested for more than 2 emails?