Unrelated...

..."when Creflo has a fundraiser, he comes home with a new Rolls Royce of floor plans for a new wing of his mansion. When Mark has a fundraiser, he comes back with cookies and chopped meat."

Not mine:

"Unless a man-whatever race- does not see
a woman as a person first, that man should
leave that woman alone. he does not
deserve her. before i am black, i am
woman. note to men: unless the object of
your desire moves you to abandon your
preconceived ideas of what it means to be
other, and challenges you to find out for
yourself who she is, keep moving. you lack
the stuff that men bring into lasting
relationships!!! true story.
for anyone interested in dating
interracially, especially a black woman,
character is not optional!!! critical thinking
must be your strong point and genuine
attraction should be the seed that bears
actionable love- love not merely as a feeling
but a choice. a choice to act independently.
the prejudices are there: i will not rehash
them here. and, especially because of these
stereotypes, only those that are genuinely
interested need apply!!!"

posting from heaven, it's actually pretty cool, no jews or catholics...

A truly gorgeous day... and I'm not even sneezing or hacking!

Not mine:

"In 1967, Israel attacked first. Don't rewrite history. And, modern civilized people do not believe that in war gives someone a right to take what they can get. The Christian Holy sites survived for many centuries without Israelis as caretakers. In fact, some of them fared better under the previous management.

You should be pleased that Obama said '67 borders not, the '48 borders."

no intercession of Mary, eh?

Behold, O Mother of God, at thy feet a miserable sinner, a slave of hell, who has recourse to thee and trusts in thee. I do not deserve that thou shouldst even look at me; but I know that thou, having seen thy Son die for the salvation of sinners, hast the greatest desire to help them. I hear all call thee the refuge of sinners, the hope of those who are in despair, and the help of the abandoned. Thou art, then, my refuge, my hope, and my help. Thou hast to save me by thy intercession. Help me, for the love of Jesus Christ; extend thy hand to a miserable creature who has fallen, and recommends himself to thee. I know that thy pleasure is to help a sinner to thy utmost; help me, therefore, now that thou canst do so. By my sins I have lost divine grace, and with it my soul; I now place myself in thy hands. Tell me what I must do to recover the favor of my Lord, and I will immediately do it. He sends me to thee that thou mayst help me; and he wills that I should have recourse to thy mercy, that not only the merits of thy Son, but also that thy intercession may help me to save my soul. To thee, then, I have recourse; do thou, who prayest for so many others, pray also to Jesus for me. Ask him to pardon me, and he will forgive me; tell him that thou desirest my salvation, and he will save me; show how thou canst enrich those who trust in thee. Amen. Thus I hope, thus may it be.

Sometimes that Cafeteria Catholic Colbert brings me back...

“If this is going to be a Christian nation that doesn’t help the poor, either we have to pretend that Jesus was just as selfish as we are, or we’ve got to acknowledge that He commanded us to love the poor and serve the needy without condition and then admit that we just don’t want to do it.”

Nice one!

9) Jane Asher. "Hey, I'm Paul's ex-girlfriend! I'm way too sophisticated for Paul, and I am like SO over him! hee hee! I have my own bakery now, and the only reason people ever buy my cakes is so they can ask me over the phone how Paul was like in bed! hee hee!"

FROM HERE.

I know this has approached cliche status but...

...there is a special place in hell for Benny Hinn.

TEST YOURSELF, HOW LONG YOU CAN WATCH THIS!

Heh, Catholics....

Actually, priests were allowed to marry in
the early days of the church, but when they
died, their land went to their wives. So
apparently god then said priest couldn't
marry, because god needs land. He's not
making any more of it!
Is the catholic church christian? Debatable.
Is it a business? Yes.
[Rep]

12:28 PM Today
All I know is whenever I lose something I
say the Saint Anthony prayer and I ALWAYS
find it. That guy is GOOD.
I heard thats how they found Bin Laden.
[Rep]

I almost forgot...

Did you know Turner Classic Movies aired Mildred Pierce on Mother's Day?

For Jasmine:

I dreamt John Larroquette died and that my brother (whom i haven't seen in ten years) was trying to poison my sister's Boston terrier with mini Milky Ways (though not at the same time.

So let me get this straight...

... no body and now no picture? you jest have to take Barry's word for it. Sorry hon, I'm not a conspiracy theorist but after the birth certificate thing, do you REALLY think that's wise? It would be funny if a new Osama tape came out of him holding up one of the many, classy U.S. newspaper covers from a few days back going "nyah-nyah." That wont happen, of course - we can trust the American government, they never lie.

In case you didn't know, I'M BLACK, so shut up.

DISCLAIMER: I didn't say the following (found on Yahoo answers), but as someone who goes through this shit with some ghetto sow almost every day without having to even open my mouth... I agree 100%: 

"Black females have some sort of 'image' problem that they have to be nasty to each other. it's also jealousy. They are jealous of everyone that they think might do better than them."

HEY!

WHICH ONE OF YOU FUCKING IDIOTS SAW FAST FIVE AND MADE IT #1?!!!!

AMERICA, KNOCK IT OFF!!!!!!

Osama's gone huh...

Let's see what changes..