ATTENTION MORONS:

If you’re asking Siri where to get an abortion, please stop having sex immediately and get sterilized. Thanks.

the REAL truth (not mine):

"Despite all the confidence issues I have dealt with in my life and how many things about myself don't resemble what most people are looking for, I know very well that I am very dateable and have a tremendous amount of great things to bring to the table. Now, finding someone who recognizes that, won't choose someone else over me, and who I'm actually interested in and attracted to....."

Reposted because I can: My contribution to Urban Dictionary:

30.	Severus Snape
	The guy in the Harry Potter films who looks like Alice B. Toklas. Played by Alan Rickman, who hasn't been sexy since 1988. Professor Severus Snape, my crush on David Thewlis notwithstanding, do you realize you look like Alice B. Toklas, right? harry potter dark arts severus snape bad fanfiction really old english guy by Alsatia Watley Jul 20, 2011 share this add a video

... AND RIGHT PROUD OF IT!!!

(completely unrelated) Pic of the Day

Happy Thanksgiving!

an observation..

... sitting here locked out of my computer due to lazy supervisors, I wonder if Stewart or Colbert will ignore the E-PARASITE/SOPA bill. the media blackout on this is amazing.

FACEBOOK SUCKS!!

since I seen to get more of a response from here (judging from  viewer stats), than from my lousy Facebook page, I will continue to work on my crappy writing skills here (still won't open comments though, still EXTREMELY insecure).

whom ever is checking me out... thanks.

ATTENTION ALL THOSE CONTEMPLATING SUICIDE - PLEASE FIND ALTERNATE MEANS.NJTRANSIT HAS ENOUGH DELAYS EVERY OTHER DAY. THANKS IN ADVANCE FOR YOUR COOPERATION.

in honor of Penn State:

To Remember(not mine):

"Incel never gets better at any stage, but acceptance means that you have a life, and you're going to make the best of it regardless."

Saw these guys yesterday..

... and i  will always love them.

I did not make this...

I caved.....dammit!