Reposted because I can: My contribution to Urban Dictionary:

30.	Severus Snape
	The guy in the Harry Potter films who looks like Alice B. Toklas. Played by Alan Rickman, who hasn't been sexy since 1988. Professor Severus Snape, my crush on David Thewlis notwithstanding, do you realize you look like Alice B. Toklas, right? harry potter dark arts severus snape bad fanfiction really old english guy by Alsatia Watley Jul 20, 2011 share this add a video

for Jasmine...

I dreamt I was chasing Professor Lupin around the school grounds. He was completely aware and was playfully avoiding me. Due to his long, lovely legs I couldn't catch him, making me wonder if he had the map on him, if not, maybe I could sneak up on him. I managed to touch his hair as we ran down the stairs (since I was behind him, I wound up being taller for once). He stopped to look back at me and we kissed. We continued down the stairs together into a kitchen area and he stopped and stood at a wooden table. Walking past him, I grabbed his ass...

...then the alarm went off.