Reposted because I can: My contribution to Urban Dictionary:

30.	Severus Snape
	The guy in the Harry Potter films who looks like Alice B. Toklas. Played by Alan Rickman, who hasn't been sexy since 1988. Professor Severus Snape, my crush on David Thewlis notwithstanding, do you realize you look like Alice B. Toklas, right? harry potter dark arts severus snape bad fanfiction really old english guy by Alsatia Watley Jul 20, 2011 share this add a video