Wednesday, November 30, 2011
ATTENTION MORONS:
If you’re asking Siri where to get an abortion, please stop having sex immediately and get sterilized. Thanks.
Monday, November 28, 2011
the REAL truth (not mine):
"Despite all the confidence issues I have dealt with in my life and how many things about myself don't resemble what most people are looking for, I know very well that I am very dateable and have a tremendous amount of great things to bring to the table. Now, finding someone who recognizes that, won't choose someone else over me, and who I'm actually interested in and attracted to....."
Sunday, November 27, 2011
Reposted because I can: My contribution to Urban Dictionary:
| 30. | Severus Snape | |
The guy in the Harry Potter films who looks like Alice B. Toklas. Played by Alan Rickman, who hasn't been sexy since 1988.
Professor Severus Snape, my crush on David Thewlis notwithstanding, do you realize you look like Alice B. Toklas, right?
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Thursday, November 24, 2011
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