Thursday, June 25, 2009



I guess the tour is off huh?

Great music, very creepy guy, R.I.P.

Sunday, June 7, 2009

David Carradine

Auto-erotic asphyxiation is a completely normal, safe way to pleasure oneself, as long as you don't do it INXS.

Thursday, June 4, 2009

Rick Santorum's a prick, but...

"I think it's great that the President of the United States has a date night with his wife. I think it's very, very important for him, he's a role model, he's a role model, in particular, whether he likes it or not , in the African American Community and you have an African-American community, particularly in the poor inner city areas, we’re looking at out of wedlock birthrates in three quarters to 75 percent (sic) of children being born out of wedlock. Marriage is an institution that’s a bridge too far for too many African-American woman and is not desirable among African-American males. Here we have a president of the United States who says that marriage is cool. You have respect for your wife, and you treat her with the respect and dignity that she deserves. And she is part of this team. And it’s not just part of professional team, but it’s also part of a personal, romantic team. I think that’s all great. So I think it’s important that he keeps having his date night. "

Wednesday, June 3, 2009

Introducing: What did he say - News 12 edition

The following exchange took place this morning...

News Lady: ....all 288 passengers are presumed dead.

News Guy: well let's presume traffic will be okay.

Monday, June 1, 2009

What was I going to do, fucking build one? She's a beauty though:


  • Intel® Pentium® Dual-Core Desktop Processor E5200
  • 6GB installed memory
  • 500GB hard drive
  • SuperMulti DVD Burner with LightScribe Technoloy
  • Includes: HP w2207h 22" diagonal Widescreen LCD flat panel monitor
  • Front panel 15-in-1 memory card reader
  • Microsoft Windows Vista Home Premium 64-bit edition with Service Pack 1

A haiku for Michael Jackson

Bleachy-faced moron.
Fucked Macauley in the ass,
You should have been shot.