Friday, January 23, 2009

My 50th post:

"I'm selfish, impatient, and a little insecure. I make mistakes. I am out of control, and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best."

- Marilyn Monroe

Thursday, January 22, 2009

After a Don Quixote-esqe discussion with my work buddy, I've come to the following conclusion:

When black women stop going to Tyler Perry movies, that's when I'll know real change has come.

Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Wednesday, January 14, 2009

Brain fart... know, I'm really working on being the best person I can be. Being a spoiled mama's girl takes a lot out of you - it's good and bad. Good, because it's nice to be take care of so thoroughly, bad because when you're out of the nest, you discover the world isn't so quick to take after mom. I believe in taking care of loved ones, I'm stingy - very stingy and proud of it. Even with my family I'm careful to make sure I get back what I put in, Ma was the only person who deserved unconditional love (which I had to learn, only thinking of myself on a regular basis, I had to catch myself and see if she ever needed anything - at least I did. M(Who I thought was) my best friend has been going through stuff for over a year now, I did my best to help and cheer her up. Even brought her a funny birthday card and a snack and hung out all day in her attic apartment. This past Monday was my birthday. Did I get a card? 'Happy Birthday' sung over the phone (which is a family tradition)? NO! she fucking texts "HAPPY BIRTHDAY!" That's it. So now I must go back to my me-first mentatility, I cannot afford to be screwed over anymore, by anyone, you can only run on credit for so long.

Fucking leeches. At least when you feed a stray animal, you know that you're helping them. Bill Hicks said it best, 'we are a virus with shoes.'

Monday, January 12, 2009

Oh Stephen....


Re TCR: on whether author Neil Donald Walsh knows how God expresses exasperation with the phrase 'Oh Bananas!'

Stephen: That sounds like God to me. I mean He wouldn't say 'Oh Pumpkin' becuase he wouldn't take the gourd's name in vain."

I love you so much, but I have to vent: You, I and the Nation had to know that was a horrid line, but with balls so big it was an easy assumption that you wouldn't shy away from setting off such a bomb. Nevertheless, I was so angry with the overpowering corniness that smothered me that I wanted to throw something.

If and when I ever get to a taping of the Repor(t), I will wait for you afterwards and slap you with a fish.

Wednesday, January 7, 2009

I could have sworn NAACP stood for:

According to

Tuesday, January 6, 2009

From: +197390127** 1:00pm 1/6/09

The line for the test is all the way on the other side of the building the entrance near the furniture

Friday, January 2, 2009