Friday, December 30, 2011

Not mine.. the late Mr. Bodolai

Things I Think Will Happen Next Year

Sales of Mayan Calendars up  for 2012, drop for 2013.
Martial Law in the USA, first probably in Louisiana
Depression greater than that of the 30’S
More wars for Israel, our rulers. Probably Syria soon.
War with Iran (!) for Israel may trigger WW3 conflict with Russia
World Supply of Band Names will run out
Americans will go along with this, but resisters will be FEMA camped.
America the one I loved, the one my dad fought for on Omaha Beach on D-DAY, the man who helped take out the machine guns on the cliff, won’t be alive to see young men wearing uniforms and BE the enemy he fought.
Fascism will be America. It already is. Simple definition: When government rules over corporations, that’s socialism. When corporations use government that, my friends, is fascism.
Foreign troops may likely be used in popular insurrections.
Snooki will have another “book”.

Stuff I Would Like to Have Seen In My Life
Truth about 9-11. THREE buildings went down that day. Building 7 wasn’t even hit.
Indians winning a World Series (OK, not so bad since my Jays won two in a row!)
Browns winning a Super Bowl
Truth about the JFK murder
Young people mobilizing for change instead of watching E!
USA not being Israel’s puppet bully.

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Monday, December 26, 2011

"Genius for the Bizarre?"

...how can I use this?

Sunday, December 25, 2011

Bless you for your anger
For it is a sign of rising energy.
Direct not to your family, waste not on your enemy.
Transform the energy to versatility
And it will bring you prosperity.

Bless you for your sorrow
For it is a sign of vulnerability.
Share not with your family, direct not to yourself.
Transform the energy to sympathy
And it will bring you love.

Bless you for your greed
For it is a sign of great capacity.
Direct not to your family. Direct not to the world.
Transform the energy to giving.
Give as much as you wish to take,
And you will receive satisfaction.

Bless you for your jealousy
For it is a sign of empathy
Direct not to your family, direct not to your friends.
Transform the energy to admiration
And what you admire
Will become part of your life

Bless you for your fear
For it is a sign of wisdom.
Do not hold yourself in fear.
Transform the energy to flexibility
And you will be free
From what you fear.

Bless you for your search of direction
For it is a sign of aspiration.
Transform the energy to receptivity
And the direction will come to you.

Bless you for the times you see evil.
Evil is energy mishandled and it feeds on your support.
Feed not and it will self-destruct.
Shed light and it will cease to be.

Bless you for the times you feel no love.
Open your heart to life anyway
and in time you will find
love in you.

Bless you, bless you, bless you.
Bless you for what you are.
You are a sea of goodness, a sea of love.
Count your blessings every day for they are your protection
Which stands between you and what you wish not.
Count your curses and they will be a wall
Which stands between you and what you wish.

The world has all that you need
And you have the power
to attract what you wish.
Wish for health, wish for joy.
Remember you are loved.

I love you!
y.o.

- Yoko Ono, REVELATIONS

Merry Christmas (whatever that is for you). Be happy in your skin.


"I had romantic wishes at one time or another. But they faded away, and now I am ever thankful for it completely. I just to much of a complicated, obnoxious person to be with, and besides humans annoy me to no end.
Society has taught us in order to be happy you have to be with the special someone, somethings wrong with you. The opposite is exact about you. You can be happy, single, and living it up without having the house, husband and kids to watch over. I like the quiet, and i will love the quiet and the sound of a moonlight night. Without human beings."

FROM: http://www.datingish.com/734260422/theres-not-someone-for-everyone-so-what/

Saturday, December 24, 2011

This is for everyone who doesn't know what was written on the chalkboard in Fanta Claus is Coming to Town:

jdi se vymrskat do Zoo Nedomrd!   Jdi se vymrskat do Zoo ~ Jerk-off in the Zoo

Skoc do zdi!

he skeeted on that sign haha, in czech, skoc do zdi! means "jump into the wall!'


MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!

Monday, December 19, 2011

Sunday, December 18, 2011

Friday, December 9, 2011

Said it before, say it again, MEN SUCK!!!

When did men turn into such scared pussies? The black ones think they're all that even when they look like that demon Little Wayne, the white ones are afraid of everything and everyone else feel they don't have to say anything, they think you'll jump for them (the guys who belong to the don't-say-anything-bad-about-them-even-though-they-hate-Christ religion are particulary good for that). How do you meet someone online and communicate for over a week, only to punk out because you expect the woman to fucking RUN to you?! You REALLY don't want to make any effort to meet her halfway? REALLY FAGGOT?!!!

...ahhhhhhh, that felt good. God forgive me.



Thursday, December 8, 2011

Wednesday, December 7, 2011

NOT mine:

"Church should be in your heart, not a building where some man is telling you how to live and his life is probably more messed up than yours."

Sunday, December 4, 2011


Osw. Slave, (3:53) Thou hast slain me:- villian, take my purse. If ever thou wilt thrive, (4:02) bury my body, and give the (4:05) letters which thous findest about me to (4:08) Edmund Earl of Gloster. (4:10) Seek him out upon the British party. :- O, (4:14) Untimely Death!
Edg. (4:23) I know thee well, a (4:25) serviceable villain. As duteous to the (4:27) vices of thy mistress as badness would desire.
Glo. What, is he dead?
Edg. (4:31) Sit you down father, rest you. (Ends) Let's see these pockets, the letters that he speaks of may be my friends.. He's dead. I am only sorry he had no other deaths man.

King Lear :)

Saturday, December 3, 2011

if you reverse genders... very powerful indeed

" Always think positive. Perhaps dating is not for you. Perhaps dating is not for you, now. When you are getting older and less bitter, some doors and keys for the womens world will open. I believe that there is a special meaning for each of us. Our existence does matter, single, lonely or not. Dont hop into that "then when I'll get the girl..."- talk because the only time is now. Stop being bitter, angry, resistant to change and hateful. Now I know that being single in a flawed point of view is worse than losing someone you love. Afterall, the second person at least experienced true romance for awhile.

The truth is that its better to be single than in a bad relationship. I believe to the absolute core of my soul that modern women are that of a pretty low quality. They are intellectually modest, whiny in conversations and depressing company. You could waste months with a bad mood because modern women are verbally aggressive. I also believe, that we, love shy's should just give up  . We have learnt to cope with being by ourselves and a relationship would be toxical or out of the question for us, because we're better off single. You can work, study and hang out with friends. Give up. When you have neutralized all them negative thoughts about women, your "company worth" as I like to call it, will raise to the max. 

My own choice for an adulthood life, rather, would be that of a life loving and caring life is without parent responsibilities or mood "stabilizers" with being in a relationship with a bitchy woman, is life as a single. You are much better off single. For now. Keep the gates open. Dont force yourselves to play any fucking PUA games or squeezing yourself into the modern market standards. Thats just wasted life, love and time. Life is a gift. The only time is now. Create some legendary and epic moments for the upcoming New Year 2011. I am only offering the short cut for your life than wasting precious years studying all the PUA, Cosmopolitan and bad boy crap that is out there.

Bottom line: Create a meaningful life based on different aspects than what would be a relationship with a girl. Its rarely without any drama so just settle with being single. Free yourself from the "male model" and other media demands and feel free to delve upon lifes high atmospheres. Life IS refutable. Your life is your life so it matters. It IS without a woman for now so dont get delusional or play the "what if"- game or the victim. Own your life and stand tall. Be brave. Fight till the bitter end. Cus life wont wait."

Thursday, December 1, 2011

I gotta lay off going down memory lane via YouTube...

...I dreamt I was in a deep conversation about the theme for Dynasty with a guy who looked a little too much like Stephen Colbert.

...and the alarm went off - again...

Wednesday, November 30, 2011

ATTENTION MORONS:

If you’re asking Siri where to get an abortion, please stop having sex immediately and get sterilized. Thanks.

Monday, November 28, 2011

the REAL truth (not mine):

"Despite all the confidence issues I have dealt with in my life and how many things about myself don't resemble what most people are looking for, I know very well that I am very dateable and have a tremendous amount of great things to bring to the table. Now, finding someone who recognizes that, won't choose someone else over me, and who I'm actually interested in and attracted to....."

Sunday, November 27, 2011

Reposted because I can: My contribution to Urban Dictionary:

30. Severus Snape

The guy in the Harry Potter films who looks like Alice B. Toklas. Played by Alan Rickman, who hasn't been sexy since 1988.
Professor Severus Snape, my crush on David Thewlis notwithstanding, do you realize you look like Alice B. Toklas, right?

Friday, November 25, 2011

Thursday, November 24, 2011

... AND RIGHT PROUD OF IT!!!


(completely unrelated) Pic of the Day

Happy Thanksgiving!


Monday, November 21, 2011

an observation..

... sitting here locked out of my computer due to lazy supervisors, I wonder if Stewart or Colbert will ignore the E-PARASITE/SOPA bill. the media blackout on this is amazing.

Sunday, November 20, 2011

FACEBOOK SUCKS!!

since I seen to get more of a response from here (judging from  viewer stats), than from my lousy Facebook page, I will continue to work on my crappy writing skills here (still won't open comments though, still EXTREMELY insecure).

whom ever is checking me out... thanks.

Wednesday, November 16, 2011

ATTENTION ALL THOSE CONTEMPLATING SUICIDE - PLEASE FIND ALTERNATE MEANS.NJTRANSIT HAS ENOUGH DELAYS EVERY OTHER DAY. THANKS IN ADVANCE FOR YOUR COOPERATION.

Friday, November 11, 2011

Wednesday, November 9, 2011

To Remember(not mine):

"Incel never gets better at any stage, but acceptance means that you have a life, and you're going to make the best of it regardless."

Monday, November 7, 2011

Sunday, October 23, 2011

Tuesday, October 18, 2011

Should I Detox? Answer Below (NOT me)"

"advice: don't do it.

The only benefits from fasting (in my opinion) would be mental/spiritual, but from a strictly physical stand point...fasting is neutral at best. The body doesn't require any detoxing, that's what your liver/kidneys/GI tract are for. Whatever weight you lose would be water weight, which you would quickly regain once you resume eating. Why put yourself through starved, weakened, misery to just drop a few lbs of water weight?

You would do yourself a huge favor to just resume eating in a healthy manner, and engage in regular physical activity."

Three Quotes In Defense of Windows Vista

"No it's really amazing how much it WASN'T a fail. Why does everyone bash Vista? Sure it wasn't the successor to XP we expected it to be, but it wasn't as bad as the rep it got. It wasn't stable at release but once SP1 came out things got ironed out. I had 0 issues with UAC. They attempt to make the OS more secure...people complain, they don't make the OS secure...people still complain. *Most* people who complained had machines with crap specs."



"0 Issues with Vista as well... Used it for 4 years.

Bad Press, and I'm a Mac commercials to blame for it's rep...

Became a self fulfilling prophecy as well. People open a new PC it's slow and shitty, because of its already bad rep people blamed vista, when it's was probably the fault of the Bloatware the OEM put on..."



"Another happy Vista user. I have Vista on 2 of my computers and Win7 on my last one. I honestly DO NOT SEE a difference at all at this point in time.

The two are very similar operating systems. Sure theres a UAC prompt here and there and maybe the interface is slightly different, but other than that, exactly the same."

Friday, October 14, 2011

NOT me, but...

" Ladies get a f**king clue. If ALL a man, regardless of his race, religion, color, nationality is talking about is how many ways from Sunday he wants to do you and you him, if EVERY conversation dissolves into a discussion about his penis and your mouth, if being his “freind” on facebook means he has the right to talk to you like you’re a ten dollar hooker ready to give him a taste of some big ‘ole black booty, he is a douche and you have SERIOUS ISSUES regarding self-esteem and how you value yourself.

Being “adult” does not ipso facto mean you HAVE TO ALWAYS TALK ABOUT SEX and in the most flithy and degrading way possible. Geeez are we in junior high school or something ?!"

Sunday, October 2, 2011

Every church teaches false doctrines (not me)

"It doesn't matter what denomination you are in, and it doesn't matter if your denomination claims that it isn't a denomination. Every church is part of a denomination, even the "non-denominational" ones and the so-called independent autonomous ones, because independent autonomous churches are loosely associated with others of similar doctrine, and thus fit the definition of a denomination. They can all be traced back to the catholic church, even baptists and the so-called restorationist churches, and so they are all the whore's offspring. No matter what church you are in, rest assured that it preaches at least one or another false doctrine. They all have some truth, but they all also have some falsehoods mixed in. The only church that matters is the Church that consists of those who worship God in spirit and in truth, no matter what denomination they may be affiliated with. This truth is not what some committee, creed, headquarters, or man decides to be truth, but what the Holy Spirit reveals to the believer through the word of God and also through direct revelation. Of course, everyone interprets the word of God a little bit differently, but that is fine, because the Father seeks those who worship him in spirit and in truth. Everyone's truth may be a little bit different, but as long as you truly believe what you say you believe, and love God with all your heart, mind, soul, and strength, that is all that matters. The Holy Spirit will reveal more truth to you in God's time, as only he can tell if you are ready to receive a certain truth or not. Everyone is at a different level in their pursuit of truth. However, you must not ever close your heart and your mind to further revelations of truth, because if you have closed your eyes believing that what you have already is all the truth there is and that everything you believe is correct, then the Holy Spirit will not reveal any more truth to you, and you will persist in your error. Your pride in having knowledge of truth will not allow any further truth to be revealed to you. All denominations are wrong about something, and every individual believer is wrong about something as well. No human being is capable of receiving all spiritual truth in this earthly life, and the absence of the totality of all truth assures that there will be some degree of error in our beliefs. You can have 99% of the light, but there will still be 1% darkness. To assume that any further truth you receive will only add to the supposed truth you already have is foolishness. Open your mind to the possibility of error, and humble yourself, and then the Holy Spirit will be able to reveal more truth to you."

Saturday, October 1, 2011

"Uncertainty is more stressful than being certain that you have no hope.

If you are sure there is no escaping your fate, you don’t have to plan, or carefully make decisions, or consider the consequences of appeasing your enemy, or analyze potentially dangerous situations, or question your assumptions, or confront your abusers, or stand against the crowd.

That, along with the sympathy victims might get, is why martyrdom is comfortable."

Friday, September 30, 2011

Go Betty Boo!

"I find your insult of the bible offensive and disrespectful. You do not have to agree with it but to call it Bulls**t because it does not adhere to her belief system is a slap in the face to those like me who look to it for wisdom, guidance and comfort. You can respectfuly present your concerns and disagreements without resorting to this foolish way of expressing one’s opionion. I see it as going to a cafeteria, if you don’t care for a particular dish,you don’t have the right to “Spit” on the food to prevent others from enjoying it.

I would advise you to be careful of the book you call bull*** for it is by that book regrdless if you believe it or not will give an account by."

Wednesday, September 28, 2011

Shamless plug...

..check out my "friend" Kinsa Rayburn's twitter. She isn't on there much, but when she is... oooooohhhhh boy!!!!!

twitter.com/nellieray

Tuesday, September 27, 2011

Interesting....

Originally Posted by Vibrenium

Homosexuality is a threat to our continued survival. The so called "Its okay because animals do it too" theory supposedly tells us its OK to be homo. I'm working on learning an argument to refute that. Don’t be intimidated ! Most of the time you encounter rationalists saying this , and refuting rationalists is super easy. If you watched “The atheist experience” there you have your typical rationalist liberal homo loving logic worshiping rationalist. Ask them what “the logical fallacy of appeal to nature” is (they love preaching logic) next ask them what animals exactly engage in homosexuality. Then ask them why homosexuality is OK. If they say “because animals do it” remind them that this is a logical fallacy (actually “appeal to nature”) . Remember the more hardcore rationalists will not allow you to ever finish this little Q&A and will start screaming to obscure their own rationalist rationalizations and self-contradiction. For everyone else who is not worshiping logic (disproving logic especially logical fallacies is super easy because logic is a form of superstition) : If someone says “X is good because animals do it” remind him that animals do a lot of things. Animals engage in rape constantly and overwhelmingly more times then engage in homosexuality. If its OK to legalize homosexuality why not legalize rape because animals do it?! If they still insist lets see what animals do else moths will fly into flames because they are evolved this way. Is this good or bad ? Is this a evolutionary failure or a success (rationalists love to worship evolution however evolution is a extremely pathetic process) ? And the final question how do they know homosexuality is not another failure of evolution like moths flying into flames ? They can not answer this because their arguments are nonsensical propaganda.

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Saturday, September 24, 2011

Not into Joyce Meyer at all, but this touched me (link in title below)...

The Power of Putting Your Expectation in God

"When a woman is pregnant, we say she’s “expecting.” This is part of what we must do to reach full-term and not give up or abort the dream God put in us. We must keep expecting, be aggressive and talk to God about it, preferably every day because the devil is a thief and he wants to kill, steal and destroy the plans God has for us (see John 10:10).

It’s easy to fall into a passive attitude that says, “Well, we’ll just see what happens…” But we must resist becoming a “wait and see” kind of person. Instead, we need to be focused on God and determined to expect from Him, like David. In Psalm 27: 13, he said, “[What, what would have become of me] had I not believed that I would see the Lord’s goodness in the land of the living!”

This is what it means to wait on God. It’s not a static, passive place where you’re doing nothing. It’s a time in your life when you aren’t taking matters into your own hands, trying to do what only God can do. You are waiting physically, but you are active spiritually, seeking His face and putting your trust in Him."

Friday, September 23, 2011

From aintitcool, not me...

"Any man who read twilight needs to change their name to chaz."

Thursday, September 22, 2011

Should the church teach tithing?

Check this out.... here, good read.

Monday, September 19, 2011

Sleeping in after church rules...

...except for the series of dreams I had. Don't remember scene to scene and I don't think they were all one but I remember:

- a weird torture sequence.

- the guy from Never Mind the Buzzcocks.

- my cat.

Monday, September 12, 2011

Sunday, September 11, 2011

I love my baby even if her back reminds me of a raccoon's. If I was drunk and forgot I had her, I'd hit her with a broom.


Friday, September 9, 2011

Why the Recent bar hate? I like it.



I love my Mytouch, but long-pressing the Home button is annoying sometimes...

Tuesday, September 6, 2011

More folder cleaning...


Really....

Step One:
Okay, find your current rom on your pc (the zip file) and open it with your favorite extractor (winrar is nice)(dictionary - I think 7zip is the best)

Step Two:
Go to the system/framework folder and extract services.jar file onto your desktop.

Step Three:
Now open services.jar and extract classes.dex to the desktop. Cut and paste classes.dex to your sdk/tools folder.

Step Four:
Now, download smali and baksmali.jar from link. Rename them smali.jar and baksmail.jar for easier typing later. Cut and paste those two into the SDK/tools folder also.

Step Five:
Open your command prompt and cd (change directory) to sdk/tools folder. Then type this exactly (without the quotes: "java -jar baksmali.jar -o classout/ classes.dex". Look at your sdk/tool folder... that should have created a folder called classout. Open it until you find your files.

Step Six:
Locate the 7 files with "throttleservices" in the title. Delete them! Now type this into command prompt: "java -Xmx512M -jar smali.jar classout/ -o new-classes.dex". That should repack your edited files and create a file called new-classes.dex...

Step Seven:
Cut and paste the new-classes.dex to your desktop and rename it classes.dex.

Step Eight:
Open your services.jar (that should be on the desktop) with winrar (or whatever)(dictionary - again, try/use 7zip) and click add file. Add the classes.dex file from your desktop. It might ask you to replace it or save or not (it will depend on your extractor).

Step Nine:
After you edited your services.jar, copy and paste it to your tools folder. Connect your phone via usb cable to the pc.

Step Ten:
Boot into clockwork recovery. In the clockwork menu, make sure you go to mounts and storage and click mount /system before this next step.

Step Eleven:
Now, open the command prompt from your pc again, and cd to sdk/tools folder (if you are already there, you can skip this step! Good for you).

Step Twelve:
Now type "adb push services.jar /system/framework/". Reboot your phone and enjoy!

Folder cleaning...


Friday, August 26, 2011

Not mine, but....

"The fucked up, cold hard slap of truth is that this that you wrote right here, is true in most cases as it relates to the intentions that most black males have when dealing with black females. This is it. Most of them only want to bone. They don’t want a girlfriend, they don’t want to fall in love, and they sure as hell don’t want to get married, if it’s to a black woman. You have your exceptions, but this is the rule."

Saturday, August 20, 2011

What a nice day for picture-taking.



Thursday, August 18, 2011

Wednesday, August 17, 2011

"The worst are those"KY Sensations "
commercials or whatever .
I always wish they would end with the
couple being attacked by a pack of
rabid wolves. ..they never do..."

Thursday, August 11, 2011

Tuesday, August 9, 2011



‘You’ve Damaged Your Own Race’: Philly Mayor Blasts Teens, Flash Mobs

"You’ve damaged yourself, you’ve damaged another person, you’ve damaged your peers and, quite honestly, you’ve damaged your own race,” Philadelphia Mayor Michael Nutter said in a fiery address before his congregation Sunday. “You damaged your own race.”

Nutter, who is African American, targeted so-called flash mobs of black youths who’ve been caught on video attacking people in downtown Philadelphia. “If you want…anybody else to respect you and not be afraid when they see you walking down the street,” he said from the pulpit at Mount Carmel Baptist Church, “then leave the innocent people who are walking down the street minding their own damn business. Leave them alone.”

Nutter’s chastisements—which didn’t spare parents, either—included:

* “Take those God darn hoodies down, especially in the summer. Pull your pants up and buy a belt ’cause no one wants to see your underwear or the crack of your butt. Nobody.”
* “If you walk into somebody’s office with your hair uncombed and a pick in the back, and your shoes untied, and your pants half down, tattoos up and down your arms and on your neck, and you wonder why somebody won’t hire you? They don’t hire you ’cause you look like you’re crazy!”
* “The Immaculate Conception of our Lord Jesus Christ took place a long time ago, and it didn’t happen here in Philadelphia. So every one of these kids has two parents who were around and participating at the time. They need to be around now.”
* “Parents who neglect their children, who don’t know where they are, who don‘t know what they’re doing, who don‘t know who they’re hanging out with, you’re going to find yourself spending some quality time with your kids in jail.”
* To fathers: “If you’re not providing the guidance,and you’re not sending any money, you’re just a sperm donor.”

Nutter announced yesterday that the certain areas of center city Philadelphia are now off limits to minors after 9 p.m. on Fridays and Saturdays. As for the rest of the city, the curfew remains 10 p.m. if you’re under 13; midnight if you’re under 18.

From HERE.

Monday, August 8, 2011

Not me, but...

Face it the Feminist have done some good but they have also screwed the pooch with their own men which is why White men date and marry out as much as they do. Too many White women do not realize what quality men they share their race with and take them for granted. Fatal error.

I have always found feminist to be an over privileged and entitled set of women who seek their own fulfillment at the expense of woman of color.

Who do you think they hire to keep their houses clean and raise their kids while they are out climbing mountains. Or sitting on their behinds at lunch in the after noon with their girlfriends. That right, “The Help.”

No, so long as Black women remain fat, downtrodden and unattractive, so long as Black Women are charged with single handedly raising their kids, rescuing Adult Black men and salvaging the Black Community they are no competition for them.

Sorry Jezie gals but I love being one of those ladies who lunch and shop then come home to put my feet up secure because I have a quality man in my life who provides that with me.

Further I don’t want to be your family caregiver doing the jobs you don’t want to do while you chase your dreams. I have dreams of my own and I will live them."

Friday, August 5, 2011

Not from me, but...

"It is ironic that one of the largest expenses
our Country currently absorbs are the 2
wars we are fighting overseas. Both of
these conflicts were waged by GOP
administration with the full backing of
almost every GOP member of the House &
Senate & one has proven to be a complete
waiste of money, yet now they want to
lecture on fiscal responsibility. Give me a
break.
Also, Ron Paul is correct that Govt
spending is out of control & must be
reigned in. Our debt is out of control &
must be addressed, but if they recognize
the crisis of carrying such a large debt how
can they not see the need to raise taxes?
How in the world can we justify not asking
the richest of Americans who have seen
their incomes grow at a much greater rate
than the rest of America, to not make any
sacrifices? More remarkable are the middle
class sheep who continue to vote against
their best interest while the richest
Americans laugh all the way to the bank"

Tuesday, August 2, 2011

Holy crap, I know this dude!!!!

Almost went for the okey-doke too, he was funny, odd and was the same height as Penn Jillette. Mommy couldn't handle the drama and attempts at mind-fucking. DAMN YOU SELF-RESPECT, LOL!!!!:

"I honestly believe that many black men intentionally do things to go to prison, it's the only place they can get away with not being a contributing member of society. Hang with the boys, get in fights, have all the sex they want, and just be useless. As soon as they are released, they find a brand new reason to get back in with haste. Those who can't tough it out in prison, just find a woman to sponge off and enjoy the good life; Feeling as though giving you their penis is your greatest reward for which you should be utterly grateful."

from HERE.

NOT me... but could have been... sort of...

"When it comes to men I’m really looking for a guy with a big heart, with a love for life, a soft nature about himself, and educated. A guy between 23-30 would be my is my preference. I’m all about the arts, music, and photograph outlets in Chicago since I gain so much inspiration for my designs and art culture that I have, so it would be really nice to meet a guy that appreciated that aspect of myself and not get bored or tell me how weird I am for actually spending my day at the art museum and book shopping artist afterwards. In it all I know that all that matters is that you find ONE quality man for yourself that just seals the deal and having the affection of a million men does not appetite me due to the fact of me knowing what I want in the future: marriage, a fulfilling career, and a great family."

Monday, August 1, 2011

Stop blaming god, and start blaming yourself, get back on your feet.

From HERE...

Sunday, July 31, 2011

I push my hat back from my brow and look at thesky. "I can't take any more," I say, "I really can't," I say to the sky.

"Tough," says the sky.





(The Late Hector Kipling)

Lot of Tumblr thievery yesterday...

...to see it, go to satiawat.tumblr.com...

Wednesday, July 27, 2011

NOT from me.. but it could have been...

"It is just stunning to me that people actually buy this fucking garbage. The black church is a damn cult. Yeah, there are good churches out there where pastors don't preach this nonsense, but let's not act like sane and moderate religious teaching is the norm in the black church because it's not. This nonsense and brainwashing bullshit is the norm. And this is why I don't go to black churches."

AND

"He says all of that but the fact is that many are not anointed to begin with. Just because you get a bunch of people to cosign your mess doesn't make you a spiritual leader or divinely appointed."

I was thinking...

....I cannot vocalize how badly I want to have sex with David Thewlis.

Sunday, July 24, 2011

What we can do is start working on being more feminine. We can smile more. We can put ourselves in safe places. We can admit vulnerability. We can have standards and STILL say that we want a partner - the two ideologies DO belong together. LOL. We can get up on our two feet and start treating ourselves well. This may mean doing a few things differently like crying when you need to instead of mean mugging, taking time to make sure you look nice & not merely good enough, leaving family and friends alone who try to pull you into constant misery, remembering that you are beautiful and acting as such, watching your mouth - not being crass, not dealing with the abc crew etc.,etc. It may mean letting men of any race who is interested in you - let them approach you, appreciate you, try to court you - making sure of course that they treat you well and meet your standards. To the ladies who say nothing but a bm will do - ok, but if you let them (bm) know that the door is OPEN even if it is just a little bit and there is possible competition perhaps whoever the bm you are interested in will make a move and be a man about it. Remember ladies to vet, vet, & vet some more despite race or culture!! Heck, this is about your LIFE. It may mean treating yourself like the high commodity woman that you are. Lord knows that as a group we are not accustomed to doing that.

FROM HERE.

Saturday, July 23, 2011

Taking a break from Tumblr experimentation to post this from holymoly.com:

"I always wondered what the fuck Anna Friel and David Thewlis were about. She is unbelievably fake and ambitious without a shred of acting talent, he's an awesome actor with charisma and it seems some sort of down-to-earth ness about him. Mebbes he simply liked how she shags. As do most of the producers in Hollywood I would wager."


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"As part of my new campaign to bring light to the lives of the bereaved and cheated upon, I'm slinging my hat into the ring now for David Thewlis. Not least because there is a look of complete unmitigated filth about him."

NEXT POST IN RESPONSE, NOT ME:

"I agree. He looks like a parrot but I bet he fucks real good. It's always them ugly ones who know how to push it. Ow!"

Friday, July 22, 2011

Really, a**holes?

Playing with my Tumblr page and considering if I should put up a pic of David Thewlis (yeah, yeah)... I hit refresh, the Radar shows a picture of a giraffe.

Tumblr reads minds and goofs on your thoughts?!!!

Tumblr testing...

..that's what I'm doing. Just getting a feel for the 'ole girl. If I prefer it, I may start taking my inane babblings there.

If you're so inclined, have a look, a work in progress:

CLICK ME, CLICK ME NOW!!!!!!

Thursday, July 21, 2011

I MADE URBANDICTIONARY!!!!!!!


If you get this, thumb me up - and not in an obscene way... (unless you are David Thewlis)....


Click HERE and live to tell about it.

Friday, July 15, 2011

There will be another Harry Potter book...

...it will be called:

Harry Potter and the Flogging of the Cadaverous Equine

Saturday, July 2, 2011

This is for the Negroes that think our issues should stay inside...

...you think other people don't know?


"Modest Proposal: let's get rid of the
word "black community"
They're burying the word "nigger", which is
a good word, first and foremost because it
has a signified object, which is, well, the
nigger. What I propose to bury instead is
the word "black community". What the fuck
is "black community"? All I see is a horde
of niggers. Where can I take a peek at this
"community"? I maintain there isn't such a
thing, and therefore we don't need the
word. Whereas having words that refer to
nothing only contributes to chaos and
confusion, so let us have no more of it.
Last edited by Da Great Mabumba;
06-14-2011 at 04:19 AM.


I've got to agree with you. "Community"
implies concepts like civilization, working
together, supporting one another. A passel
of coons, seeking only to satisfy their base
instincts, is hardly a "community".


I agree-when referring to it,I always
enclose quotations as to imply it is a so-
called "community" because it is not an
actual.Below is the definition of
community,and as you will see,there is no
way you can correctly use the term when
referring to tha' 'hood,as they simply are
not human and therefore,not people.
com·mu·ni·ty/kəˈmyo͞onitē/Noun
1. A group of people living together in one
place, esp. one practicing common
ownership: "a community of nuns".
2. All the people living in a particular area
or place: "local communities."


I'M NOT LINKING THESES QUOTES, SUFFICE TO SAY THIS IS NOT A NEW VIEW...

Tuesday, June 28, 2011

found this on Yahoo:

"the idea that Christianity could have been made to control the masses is absurd if you look at the history of the early church.... the people who would have been the ones to have made up the story did not only stay poor (when they were spreading the gospel they had simple jobs, for instance Paul made tents). also proclaiming that Jesus rose from the dead caused them to go into prison, and die horrible deaths (except one who was exiled for a good portion of his life)
Source(s):
Matthew 16:24"

Monday, June 27, 2011

My Betty...

...that was QUICK! Hallelujah anyway....

Monday, June 20, 2011

As happy as I am to have my (first) 4-wheeled baby home, nothing compares to the sublime joy of getting your period on a fucking Monday, UGH!!!!!

Oh yeah...

...forgot to tell you...

BETTY'S HOME!!!!!!

and we went on our first jaunt last Saturday, see below:

Tuesday, June 7, 2011

for Jasmine:

I dreamt about Alan Alda... and he looked GREAT! Tall guys rule!

Tuesday, May 31, 2011

Unrelated...

..."when Creflo has a fundraiser, he comes home with a new Rolls Royce of floor plans for a new wing of his mansion. When Mark has a fundraiser, he comes back with cookies and chopped meat."

Wednesday, May 25, 2011

Not mine:

"Unless a man-whatever race- does not see
a woman as a person first, that man should
leave that woman alone. he does not
deserve her. before i am black, i am
woman. note to men: unless the object of
your desire moves you to abandon your
preconceived ideas of what it means to be
other, and challenges you to find out for
yourself who she is, keep moving. you lack
the stuff that men bring into lasting
relationships!!! true story.
for anyone interested in dating
interracially, especially a black woman,
character is not optional!!! critical thinking
must be your strong point and genuine
attraction should be the seed that bears
actionable love- love not merely as a feeling
but a choice. a choice to act independently.
the prejudices are there: i will not rehash
them here. and, especially because of these
stereotypes, only those that are genuinely
interested need apply!!!"

Saturday, May 21, 2011

posting from heaven, it's actually pretty cool, no jews or catholics...


A truly gorgeous day... and I'm not even sneezing or hacking!

Thursday, May 19, 2011

Not mine:

"In 1967, Israel attacked first. Don't rewrite history. And, modern civilized people do not believe that in war gives someone a right to take what they can get. The Christian Holy sites survived for many centuries without Israelis as caretakers. In fact, some of them fared better under the previous management.

You should be pleased that Obama said '67 borders not, the '48 borders."

Monday, May 16, 2011

no intercession of Mary, eh?

Behold, O Mother of God, at thy feet a miserable sinner, a slave of hell, who has recourse to thee and trusts in thee. I do not deserve that thou shouldst even look at me; but I know that thou, having seen thy Son die for the salvation of sinners, hast the greatest desire to help them. I hear all call thee the refuge of sinners, the hope of those who are in despair, and the help of the abandoned. Thou art, then, my refuge, my hope, and my help. Thou hast to save me by thy intercession. Help me, for the love of Jesus Christ; extend thy hand to a miserable creature who has fallen, and recommends himself to thee. I know that thy pleasure is to help a sinner to thy utmost; help me, therefore, now that thou canst do so. By my sins I have lost divine grace, and with it my soul; I now place myself in thy hands. Tell me what I must do to recover the favor of my Lord, and I will immediately do it. He sends me to thee that thou mayst help me; and he wills that I should have recourse to thy mercy, that not only the merits of thy Son, but also that thy intercession may help me to save my soul. To thee, then, I have recourse; do thou, who prayest for so many others, pray also to Jesus for me. Ask him to pardon me, and he will forgive me; tell him that thou desirest my salvation, and he will save me; show how thou canst enrich those who trust in thee. Amen. Thus I hope, thus may it be.

Sunday, May 15, 2011

Sometimes that Cafeteria Catholic Colbert brings me back...

“If this is going to be a Christian nation that doesn’t help the poor, either we have to pretend that Jesus was just as selfish as we are, or we’ve got to acknowledge that He commanded us to love the poor and serve the needy without condition and then admit that we just don’t want to do it.”

Friday, May 13, 2011

Nice one!




9) Jane Asher. "Hey, I'm Paul's ex-girlfriend! I'm way too sophisticated for Paul, and I am like SO over him! hee hee! I have my own bakery now, and the only reason people ever buy my cakes is so they can ask me over the phone how Paul was like in bed! hee hee!"

FROM HERE.

I know this has approached cliche status but...

...there is a special place in hell for Benny Hinn.

TEST YOURSELF, HOW LONG YOU CAN WATCH THIS!

Thursday, May 12, 2011

Heh, Catholics....

Actually, priests were allowed to marry in
the early days of the church, but when they
died, their land went to their wives. So
apparently god then said priest couldn't
marry, because god needs land. He's not
making any more of it!
Is the catholic church christian? Debatable.
Is it a business? Yes.
[Rep]

12:28 PM Today
All I know is whenever I lose something I
say the Saint Anthony prayer and I ALWAYS
find it. That guy is GOOD.
I heard thats how they found Bin Laden.
[Rep]

Tuesday, May 10, 2011

I almost forgot...

Did you know Turner Classic Movies aired Mildred Pierce on Mother's Day?

Thursday, May 5, 2011

For Jasmine:

I dreamt John Larroquette died and that my brother (whom i haven't seen in ten years) was trying to poison my sister's Boston terrier with mini Milky Ways (though not at the same time.

So let me get this straight...

... no body and now no picture? you jest have to take Barry's word for it. Sorry hon, I'm not a conspiracy theorist but after the birth certificate thing, do you REALLY think that's wise? It would be funny if a new Osama tape came out of him holding up one of the many, classy U.S. newspaper covers from a few days back going "nyah-nyah." That wont happen, of course - we can trust the American government, they never lie.

Monday, May 2, 2011

In case you didn't know, I'M BLACK, so shut up.

DISCLAIMER: I didn't say the following (found on Yahoo answers), but as someone who goes through this shit with some ghetto sow almost every day without having to even open my mouth... I agree 100%: 

"Black females have some sort of 'image' problem that they have to be nasty to each other. it's also jealousy. They are jealous of everyone that they think might do better than them."

HEY!

WHICH ONE OF YOU FUCKING IDIOTS SAW FAST FIVE AND MADE IT #1?!!!!

AMERICA, KNOCK IT OFF!!!!!!

Osama's gone huh...

Let's see what changes..

Friday, April 22, 2011

Did you know "love the sinner, hate the sin" is NOT in the Bible?

This is one of the few things that I won't call G. Craig Lewis on:

he said it is impossible to separate the sin and sinner without SALVATION!

“If there was a difference in the sinner and his sin, there would NOT be a need to be REBORN!"

Fun fact #9

I'm allergic to ghetto.

Wednesday, April 20, 2011

Meet Betty.... (do-over)





She's a 1995 Sentra... and, God willing, will with me soon.


Tuesday, April 12, 2011

I like to vent

I'm torn, I had stopped the Twitter thing last August, but it's so much more immediate when I want to do verbal hit-and-runs. So, after some thinking, I started up again. Posts will be as sporadic as they are here (depending on my mood), hopefully not as acidic - but I'm not promising anything.

Whoever or whatever reads this, check it out, just don't think you can comment there either: nellieray

Sorry white lib idiots...

...but Ashley Judd is right.

Monday, April 11, 2011

YouTube fun (not me)

"Oh! AH! Ugh! HO! (Pants constantly)

Mom runs in room: Are you watching porn!

Boy: No mom just the ending of Lovely Rita.

Mom: Oh...well then...good job!"

Wow!!!!

Bad enough Op didn't know McCartney sang Rocky Raccoon but Jimmy doesn't know who Kate Bush is?????!!!!

Sunday, April 10, 2011

Oh dear, lol!

I guess I'm officially sick of David Thewlis too, because this cracked me up (and I agreed):


"Re: Has he and Anna split up?

Really, despite knowing that they were willing to have a child together but not willing to marry? It doesn't always signify something, but more often than not it's telling. So are their own words in interviews conducted over the years. Both of them strike me as extremely immature (especially Anna), self-centered, oversexed and irresponsible. It's a miracle their relationship lasted as long as it did.

It's all a matter of idle curiosity and speculation for us, but what a trying time this must be for the little girl."

ABOVE FROM HERE.

Some Sunday funny/sad

The following was part of the mailing I received last week from the church I used to go to, the names have been edited to protect the guilty...


Saturday, April 9, 2011

Fun fact # 98:

Every old white guy on an album cover is NOT Alister Crowley.

Friday, April 8, 2011

WHAT...

...is with the anti-abortion campaigns in BLACK communities? I doubt that my favorite blogs are going to touch this, but I wonder...


1. black women have enough problems and the hoodrats will keep producing regardless so they definitely don't need to see this propaganda.

2. if blacks are (still) so despised*, why would there be a concerted effort to keep more coming?

3. if there has there been a slowdown in arrests of black kids? The Prison-Industrial-Complex is pretty successful, can't let the numbers go low perhaps?


Look, I am a proud Christian woman (with a jacked-up sense of humor), but I have to say Christians of all colors have a tendency to go after the symptom instead of the cause and it angers me.

There is something truly insidious going on with this. Is it bashing black women? absolutely. I'm certainly not seeing this campaign going in other communities, but there is something more... Mind you, I'm not one of those "conspiracy by the man" types; I LOVE "the man" (especially if they're English), but Blacks are being targeted here for a reason.

just wait...




*not without reason, mind you. Aforementioned hoodrats and DeKwan and LaShawnda acting like animals and bringing animals into the world, not to mention the "old heads" that refuse to do shit about it.

Tuesday, April 5, 2011

this one IS mine for once:

"I have yet to see true men of God REALLY preach to boys except as an afterthought... obviously girls need to learn how to appreciate their self-worth and that sex does not equal love... but boys should be taught that having sex with as many girls as possible as soon as possible is not of God and certainly does NOT make them men (let's throw in the self-worth thing in for them too so they can grow up to be REAL men)."


I'll see if the comment was added... if not.. don't let me down G.

(don't mind me, just an observation about men and their views/double standards, will keep you posted)

Sunday, April 3, 2011

Saturday, April 2, 2011

Why is this?

Still feeling copy-and-pasty... look what I found?

Did ya'll know about this? DAMN YOU RULE 34!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Rumors about John and Paul being romantically involved with each other have also spread throughout the years. Most recently, author Philip Norman alleged in Lennon: The Life that Lennon unsuccessfully pursued McCartney, in an attempt to further a try-anything lifestyle. Experts might agree that such rumors persist for many different famous friends, perhaps indicating a misunderstanding of the human bond of friendship. Alternatively, some fans speculatively discuss these ideas as only a form of what-if amusement. Not surprisingly, John and Paul are a popular topic in “slash fiction” with such stories about George and Ringo being less common."

FROM HERE.

Friday, April 1, 2011

Thursday, March 31, 2011

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DR. BUNSEN!!!!

Robert, not Honeydew...

Tuesday, March 29, 2011

Magical Mystery Tour:

"I don't have nearly enough acid for this to be as fun as it should be."

Sunday, March 27, 2011

This was for me too:

"If you really want a relationship with God OP than don't let this single experience define God for you. That pastor was a man, and as that he may not be in the bible so to speak. Every pastor is not going to be right , just like all people in church are not right. You don't need a church or a pastor to read your bible or to get in touch with God. If you read the bible you'll know if the pastor or the church is wrong or right. I saw your post yesterday I am sorry that it did not turn out as you had hoped. I wish you alot of luck and blessings.


OP Sometimes in your quest to better yourself you have to kiss alot of frogs, meaning you may have to attend several services at different churches before you find the right one for you. The very first church you ever go to is probably not going to be a perfect fit. All churches are not the same and they don't all teach or interpret the bible the same way. You have to find a church that not only makes you feel welcomed and comforted , but that teaches the bible in a way that YOU agree with."


FROM HERE.
“ After his appearance at the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, Paul McCartney, in the company of stepdaughter Heather, visited the New York Hog And Heifers bar, where he ended up climbing the bar to dance with barmaid, Michelle Gascoine. She reportedly challenged him by saying, “You can get up in front of 65,000 people at the Shea Stadium, but you’re afraid to get up here with little ‘ol me?” He then replied by saying, “That’s it, girl!” and began to twist and sing on the tunes of Jerry Lee Lewis’ Whole Lotta Shakin’, which was playing on the jukebox.
— Oh my god oh my god oh my god l o l (via lennonlove) (via angelsxedust)

Saturday, March 26, 2011

Stolen...

"What we resist, ultimately persists."

Thursday, March 24, 2011

If you're down, watch this for 10 seconds...

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from my favorite Cafeteria Catholic...

"In my opening credits I merely stand in the darkness of the formless void, will the words of truth into being, and with the Eagle of Liberty plunge through the word storm, where together we recreate an arena in which I will defend America for all eternity."

- The Rev. Sir Dr. Stephen T. Colbert, DFA

A Godly person of character (listening online to a sermon):

conviction, strong beliefs and lives a Godly life. Cultivate people of spiritual character and conviction... easier said than done John...

Monday, March 21, 2011

Aaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnndddddd....

Sowing and reaping is a biblical principle.

However, the actual Tithe was instituted under the Law.

I knew a pastor who used to claim that the Tithe was instituted before the Law. That is a half truth.

A tithe was a tribute/tax. When Abraham tithed to Melchizedek, it was because he was a King, and he gave him a portion of the goods taken from Chedorlaomer.

Giving to our church is something that we should do, but it needs to be done willingly and cheerfully.

One more still... too important.

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By Evangelist Ron Davis, Minister of Christ

One of the main Scripture these peddlers of God’s word use to support their doctrine of demanding and extorting "tithes and offerings" from those who are seeking God's favor is Malachi 3:

Let’s look at one of the main Scripture that all these self-appointed gospel peddlers love to use: (those who peddle the word of God for profit and gain - see 2 Corinthians 2:17 below), these tithes and offerings extorters, ministers who follow the doctrine of Balaam (Jude 1:11); who claim these verses in Malachi 3 give them the authority to extort "tithes and offerings" from the people that are seeking to be saved from this evil and adulterous world; and that is Malachi chapter 3.

But, first let us look at Malachi chapters 1 and 2 to see who the word "man" refers to in verse 8 of Malachi 3 when God asks the question, these gospel peddlers love to quote when they want more of your money in their control; and that is "Will a man rob God? They never tell you who God is speaking to in this Scripture (they just speak about it in such a way to lead you to believe that God was speaking to you the member of their human organizations) - they have deceived you into believing God was speaking to you rather than to them - more specifically God is speaking to the Levites and the priesthood of Aaron and not the people giving the tithes and offerings to them.

These Levites and priests behavior had caused the people to be discouraged in that by saying the "Lord’s table is contemptible" (much like those today who take your tithes and offerings to buy for themselves the best of goods and services while refusing to help those who are not a member of their church); they were making the people give defected and sick animals for God as tithes and offerings; and taking the best of the livestock and grain offerings for themselves to sell for profit. Nor were these priests of Levi keeping God’s command to the Levites in Deuteronomy 26:12-13, where God said to them… "12 When you have finished laying aside all the tithe of your increase in the third year--the year of tithing--and have given it to the Levite, the stranger, the fatherless, and the widow, so that they may eat within your gates and be filled, 13 then you shall say before the LORD your God: "I have removed the holy tithe from my house, and also have given them to the Levite, the stranger, the fatherless, and the widow, according to all Your commandments which You have commanded me; I have not transgressed Your commandments, nor have I forgotten them""

The Levites were commanded to receive tithes and offerings from the people; however, in the third year they were to share this tithe given to them by those who had livestock and land to tithe on with "the stranger, the fatherless, and the widow". In Malachi 3, these "sons of Levi" were not during this because they did not fear God.The below listed Scriptures tell us what most of the ministers today are about - these are the tele-evangelists, the super-ministers, and the mega-church ministers who believe building bigger churches are more important than taking care of the needs of the widows and the poor and needy in their community.

Notice, the Holy Spirit through the apostle Paul says, "many" not a few ministers are peddling God's word for profit from your "tithes and offerings"

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2 Corinthians 2:17... "For we are not, as so many, peddling the word of God; but as of sincerity, but as from God, we speak in the sight of God in Christ."

Here again in Jude 1, the Scripture points us to those who "run greedily in the error of Balaam for profit". They live in mansions and very costly temples while claiming to serve God and His Christ Jesus. Many of you know these super ministers and their up and coming students of their greed (see Rev. 2:14).

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Jude 1:11... "Woe to them! For they have gone in the way of Cain, have run greedily in the error of Balaam for profit, and perished in the rebellion of Korah."

In Malachi 1:6-8, it is shown that God were speaking to the leaders (the Levites and Priests of Israel) who were defrauding and robbing God of the tithes and offerings not the people who brought the tithes to them (the people continued to give and tithe to them even while these corrupt Levites and priests stole from God - and the widows, the poor and strangers in the land). These priests were not giving God His due honor before the people by taking care of those widows and orphans in need nor were they sacrificing the best of the grain and livestock to God rather they were keeping the best for themselves to sell and increase their own wealth from the things tithed and offered by those who were required to tithe. Just think of the glory our God in heaven would receive if these so-called "tithes and offerings" ministers actually followed these old Covenant instructions by helping the poor and needy with your "tithes and offerings" money instead of helping themselves. Today, we as Christians are called upon in the New Testament (or Covenant) which requires much more in giving and helping those in need than the Old Testament. For, we as Christians shall be judged by our treatment of those in need and those well to due Christians will be judged by what they did with their money (Matthew 19:16-24; Luke 12:33; Luke 19:1-10 and Matthew 25 - more on this later).

Malachi 1:6-8... "6 A son honors his father, and a servant his master. If I am a father, where is the honor due me? If I am a master, where is the respect due me?" says the LORD Almighty. "It is you, O priests, who show contempt for my name. "But you ask, 'How have we shown contempt for your name?' 7 "You place defiled food on my altar. "But you ask, 'How have we defiled you?' "By saying that the LORD's table is contemptible. 8 When you bring blind animals for sacrifice, is that not wrong? When you sacrifice crippled or diseased animals, is that not wrong? Try offering them to your governor! Would he be pleased with you? Would he accept you?" says the LORD Almighty"

Notice in verse 6 of Malachi chapter one God says, "It is you, O priests, who show contempt for My Name"; there you have it, it were the priests not the people, who were not respecting God as a Father and Master (if they were sons or servants then they did not show it, making them neither as for as God was concern). God says these priests showed Him contempt instead of honor and "place defiled food on"(v. 7) His altar (this phrase give us more proof that God was talking to the Levitical priesthood because they were the only ones commanded by God to offer the sacrifices on the altar).

These priests said to the people, "the Lord’s table is contemptible"(v. 7) causing the "whole nation" to be cursed because of their evil deeds (Malachi 3:9); this gives us further Scripture proof that it were the priests and not, I repeat not the people who God is talking about in Malachi 3. Because only the priests sins brought sin on the nation, the sins of the people were atoned for by the priests; therefore, it was not possible for the people not tithing to bring a curse on the whole nation. So, I say to you today where these self-appointed gospel peddlers claim the people were robbing God - its not the people but the Levites and the priests who were robbing God - read it for yourself. This makes Malachi a prophecy for these same ministers who claim the right of extracting "tithes and offerings" from you because they are during the same thing these "sons of Levi" were doing; and that is keeping the better part of your money for themselves and their pet projects.

Now, when we move to Malachi chapter two we see God is still speaking to the priests and not the people as so many Christians have been led to believe by their leaders, these money lovers and self-proclaimed "tithes and offerings" collectors who have declared themselves to be God. For they say to those who they demand money from, that if you don't give to them you are robbing God. Thereby, claiming if you want to give to God then you must give to them and no one else.

These ministers peddles the word of God for profit and financial gain - teaching for doctrine the traditions of men and doctrines of Satan concerning tithes and offerings; something God have not command them, and He have not given them this authority to demand money from you under the new Covenant. They are misusing the Holy Scripture to fill their pockets and "their churches" bank accounts. They are "living it up" on the word of God rather than being content, and helping those in need. These ministers are refusing to preach the word without cost. The Holy Spirit speaks of these ministers in 2 Peter 3:16… where it is said, these ministers have used Malachi 3 as "untaught and unstable people twist to their own destruction, as they do also the rest of the Scripture". Yes, some twist the Scripture through ignorance and some through deceit and evil motives, and they all resist sound doctrine.

Malachi 2:1-9... Admonition for the Priests (Notice here God through the prophet speaks of the the admonish of the Priests not, I repeat not the people)
"1 And now this admonition is for you, O priests. 2 If you do not listen, and if you do not set your heart to honor my name," says the LORD Almighty, "I will send a curse upon you, and I will curse your blessings. Yes, I have already cursed them, because you have not set your heart to honor me. 3 "Because of you I will rebuke your descendants; I will spread on your faces the offal from your festival sacrifices, and you will be carried off with it. 4 And you will know that I have sent you this admonition so that my covenant with Levi may continue," says the LORD Almighty. 5 "My covenant was with him, a covenant of life and peace, and I gave them to him; this called for reverence and he revered me and stood in awe of my name. 6 True instruction was in his mouth and nothing false was found on his lips. He walked with me in peace and uprightness, and turned many from sin. 7 "For the lips of a priest ought to preserve knowledge, and from his mouth men should seek instruction-because he is the messenger of the LORD Almighty. 8 But you have turned from the way and by your teaching have caused many to stumble; you have violated the covenant with Levi," says the LORD Almighty. 9 "So I have caused you to be despised and humiliated before all the people, because you have not followed my ways but have shown partiality in matters of the law."

Notice verse 1 "this admonition is for you, O priests", and verse 4 where God says, He is sending these evil priests this admonition because of His covenant with Levi that it may continue. Then in verses 5 and 6 God speaks of His covenant with Levi and how Levi "stood in awe" of His Name and gave Him "reverence and revered" His Holy Name (this is why ministers should refuse to be called reverend - for only God deserves to be called reverend - yet, since this sin is so common among the churches of Babylon the Great these ministers refuses all sound reasoning in this matter even resisting the Holy Spirit). Next, God praises Levi for giving "true instruction" and "nothing false was found on his lips"; but these priests in verses 7 and 8 are bearing false witness about the word of God nor are they preserving knowledge (you would expect men of God to give sound doctrine).

They were causing many to stumble because of their teaching; and of these "sons of Levi" God says, they "have violated" (v. 8) His covenant between Him and Levi. God also says in verse 9 that He have caused them "to be despised and humiliated before all the people", because they did not follow His ways and showed "partiality in matters of the law". (We see and hear this today when the men refuse to go to these churches (most them are filled with women) and others even accuse these lovers of money of living high on the hog while their churchgoer can barely pay their rent and feed their family). And for those of you who are faithful givers of tithes, you will be able to see this when these gospel peddlers only help those who give to their churches (if you are not a member then you of out of luck), and only those who tithe to them are allowed to speak in their churches. Yet, these gospel peddlers wonder out loud in their sermons why people despise them for their behavior; and they still believe you should reverend them when they have not honored and revered God nor kept His laws.

Now, let us re-read Malachi 3 again, where it speaks of these priests (today, they are commonly called ministers or some other names which I will not mention nor should they use them because it blasphemes God Holy Name) robbing God - we will start in verse one, and I want you to pay particular attention to verses 3-5, and 9; where we see the phrases "sons of Levi", "that they may offer to the Lord an offering in righteousness", "then the offering of Judah and Jerusalem", "those who exploit wage earners and widows and orphans", and "even this whole nation".

You know the more I study what God really says about "tithes and offerings"; the more I wish these gospel peddlers would rightly divide God’s word for a change and give God His honor and reverence among the people of this world. For many of our poor widows and fatherless children would be cared for with the tithe money they collect, and God would receive His honor and be reverend. Yet, these ministers uses your "tithes and offerings" for "their pet projects". Oh yea, they will definitely declare to you the word of God when they stand to profit from it, but never are they truthful when it may take money out of their pockets and their "human organizations" aka "their churches".

Malachi 3:1-7... The Coming Messenger of God... "1 Behold, I send My messenger, And he will prepare the way before Me. And the Lord, whom you seek, Will suddenly come to His temple, Even the Messenger of the covenant, In whom you delight. Behold, He is coming," Says the LORD of hosts. 2 "But who can endure the day of His coming? And who can stand when He appears? For He is like a refiner's fire And like launderers' soap. 3 He will sit as a refiner and a purifier of silver; He will purify the sons of Levi, And purge them as gold and silver, That they may offer to the LORD An offering in righteousness. 4 "Then the offering of Judah and Jerusalem Will be pleasant to the LORD, As in the days of old, As in former years. 5 And I will come near you for judgment; I will be a swift witness Against sorcerers, Against adulterers, Against perjurers, Against those who exploit wage earners and widows and orphans, And against those who turn away an alien--Because they do not fear Me," Says the LORD of hosts. 6 "For I am the LORD, I do not change; Therefore you are not consumed, O sons of Jacob. 7 Yet from the days of your fathers You have gone away from My ordinances And have not kept them. Return to Me, and I will return to you," Says the LORD of hosts. "But you said, "In what way shall we return?'"


Do Not Rob [Note: This is another subtitle added by the translators which implies that these verses are speaking about people in general rather the priests - the sons of Levi who collected the tithes.]


Malachi 3:8-12... "8 Will a man rob God? Yet you have robbed Me! But you say, "In what way have we robbed You?' In tithes and offerings. 9 You are cursed with a curse, For you have robbed Me, Even this whole nation. 10 Bring all the tithes into the storehouse, That there may be food in My house, And try Me now in this," Says the LORD of hosts, "If I will not open for you the windows of heaven And pour out for you such blessing That there will not be room enough to receive it. 11 "And I will rebuke the devourer for your sakes, So that he will not destroy the fruit of your ground, Nor shall the vine fail to bear fruit for you in the field," Says the LORD of hosts; 12 And all nations will call you blessed, For you will be a delightful land," Says the LORD of hosts."

Now, we see here God were speaking to those who were of the Levitical priesthood (Malachi 1:6-8; Malachi 2:1,4,7-8; Malachi 3:3-5). God in Malachi chapter 3 gives us the time of Christ correction of these sons of Levi for their sins against Him in verses 3:1-3. Notice the phrase "I send My messenger"(v. 3:1) this phrase refers to John the Baptist (Malachi 4:5-6 and Matthew 17:9-13) who came and prepared the way for Christ Jesus; and his message was "to bear witness of the Light" (John 1:7) and "the baptism of repentance for the remission of sins" (Mark 1:4) so people would receive Christ as the One who Saves (Luke 7:26-30). Next, we have the phrase, "the Lord, whom you seek, Will suddenly come to His temple, Even the Messenger of the covenant" (v. 3:1) this phrase refers to Christ Jesus our Lord and Savior (the second Adam) who came to pay the penalty for the sin of Adam and of all Mankind; and to make another Covenant (a New Covenant) with the people whom God would call, a chosen people of priests for His new nation (Hebrews 8 and 1 Peter 2:9-10). So you see, we have the time frame for the purifying of the "sons of Levi" (the priesthood) as the Holy Spirit says of the Messenger of the Covenant, "He will purify the sons of Levi, and purge them" (v. 3:3). Christ Jesus, as the Messenger of the Covenant have already purged these "sons of Levi" and purified those who would be called and chosen by God. The priesthood has changed, and Christ is the High Priest of this royal priesthood (Hebrews 2:1;4:14-15; and Hebrews chapters 5-10 of which I will speak more of later). When we get to the phrase, "who can endure the day of His coming?" (v. 3:2), this further identify the arrival of Christ to purify and purge the priesthood (sons of Levi) that "they may offer to the LORD an offering in righteousness" (v. 3:3). I ask this question are there "sons of Levi" offering up "an offering in righteousness" today? Are not the priests of the New Covenant royal priesthood offering up offerings to God and His Christ in righteousness today? Malachi is the last book of the old Covenant because this closes out the old nation of Israel for the bringing in of the new Covenant as it is written in the book of Hebrews.

Now, let us go back to these priests and sons of Levi during Malachi time. They were denying the portions of the tithes which belonged to the "widows and orphans" and the alien (every three years they were to share the tithes they received with needy) in the land of Israel (Deut. 14:27-29 and Mal. 3:5). Having already proved from Malachi 1 and 2 that the priests, the sons of Levi were the ones who are said to have been robbing God of His "tithes and offerings" in Malachi 3:8. If you still do not see this at this stage of my paper, then I pray that you please ask God for understanding with a humble and teachable heart, and He give you understanding in this too. Furthermore, this can be seen clearly in these verses in the book of Malachi where God says of these corrupt "sons of Levi"; "you place defiled food on My altar", you say "the LORD's table is contemptible" (Mal. 1:7), and "you bring blind animals for sacrifice" (Mal. 1:8). Then, we come to Malachi 3 where God speaks of purifying and purging the sons of Levi, and that God will come near to them for judgment. He "will be a swift witness against... those who exploit wage earners and widows and orphans, and against those who turn away an alien" (Mal. 3:5). As you can see God says, these "sons of Levi" were receiving the "tithes and offerings" from the people, but they were taking the best for themselves (for the Spirit says they exploited wage earners) and refusing to give to and support the widows, orphans, and aliens in the land.

Now then, I say to you, the people were bringing their tithes and offerings to these corrupt priests; but they were teaching the people to bring "crippled or diseased animals" to sacrifice while still requiring them to bring the required tithe and offering for them to profit from (Isaiah 3:14 and Amos 4:1). These priests and the sons of Levi were robbing God. So now, we come to the question; if the sons of Levi, the priests were robbing God then who represented God in Malachi 3 and on this planet? For those of you who are asking this question because you believed the priests and the "sons of Levi" represented God in Malachi, please re-read Malachi 2:8-9; 3:4-5. If you are asking this question because you are thinking that these human organizations called churches or your minister represent God then here is a truth you can trust, they do not. And those ministers who claim their human organizations are God's house then they are wrong nor do they represent God. First of all, your body is God's house (His temple); if indeed you have the His Spirit and the Spirit of His Christ living in you. And further proof that these church houses of this world are not God's houses is this, that throughout God's word He compares and speaks of Himself as being among the poor and oppress of the land. The poor and needy of the ones God says He stands up for and takes up their cause - what you do to them you do to God (Psalm 12:5, Proverbs 14:31 and Matthew 25:35-46). These Scriptures tell us that God lives among the poor and needy of this world. Therefore, the poor and needy and oppressed of this world represent God. And if you want to give to God then help the poor and helpless of this world with your tithes and offerings not, I repeat not some self-appointed, over fed minister claiming he represent God (believe me he don't) and nor do his human organization so-called by the name "church" or "God's house".

The word in verse 10 as "storehouse" is Strong's number 0214, Phonetic speech "o-tsaw'"; the Hebrew Original Word: "Rcwa"; Transliterated Word: "owtsar" Malachi 3:10... the word "storehouse" in the Hebrew means: treasure (gold, silver, etc); storehouse (store, supplies of food or drink); treasure house, treasury (fig. Of God's armory); King James translations: treasures, treasury, storehouses, cellars, armory, garners and store.

The in verse 10 as "food" is Strong's Number 02964, Original word "@rj" Transliterated word "Tereph" Phonetic spelling for speech "eh'-ref"; Meaning in Hebrew: prey, food or leaf; Translations in the KJV: prey, meat, leaves, and spoil


The People Complain Harshly (this NKJV subtitle should say the priest and the Levite - see verses 3 and 9 above in this same chapter 3):

Malachi 3:13-18... "13 "Your words have been harsh against Me," Says the LORD, "Yet you say, "What have we spoken against You?' 14 You have said, "It is useless to serve God; What profit is it that we have kept His ordinance, And that we have walked as mourners Before the LORD of hosts? 15 So now we call the proud blessed, For those who do wickedness are raised up; They even tempt God and go free."'
A Book of Remembrance
16 Then those who feared the LORD spoke to one another, And the LORD listened and heard them; So a book of remembrance was written before Him For those who fear the LORD And who meditate on His name. 17 "They shall be Mine," says the LORD of hosts, "On the day that I make them My jewels. And I will spare them As a man spares his own son who serves him." 18 Then you shall again discern Between the righteous and the wicked, Between one who serves God And one who does not serve Him.

Now, I exhort you today as Christians, those of you who fear the Lord and who are speaking to one another today about the deceit of those who teach these doctrines of Satan and how the deceitfulness of sin have sway the masses of the people and their leaders; and know within your heart today that they are wrong, those who hear my voice - the Lord is listening and He hears your voice, and He is writing these things down (Malachi 3:16). So, I call upon you to continue to serve God in your spirit - those are us who realize we have been had (led astray) by these gospel peddlers and now refuses to support their pockets. I say to you, we as Christians must give to and support those in need not those who seek to gain financial wealth and build buildings. We who have eyes to see and ears to hear are the Christians Christ Jesus speaks of in Revelations 2 and 3 in His messages to the churches, when He says we live and congregate among those who serve Satan and teaches the doctrines of Satan and men rather than the whole counsel of God's word (Rev. 2:9, 13, 24 and Rev.3:9). Just as Christ and His disciples gave to the poor (John 13:29), and the early New Testament Christians remembered the poor (Acts 15 and Galatians 2:9-10). This is our calling to serve those in need to preach the good news to the poor and the oppressed in this evil and adulterous world, for in so doing we serve God and His Christ (Matthew 25:34-40). Amen. Praise God.


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Sunday, March 20, 2011

More quotes from the orange website...

"The New Testament Epistles have done a great job in putting into perspective how the Old Testament relates to the NT. Hence, Paul spoke about the NT way of giving in the aforementioned scripture. He did not emphasize that the standard is 10%, nor did he quote Malachi 3 to tell the believers that they are cursed with a curse if they did not give. He simply told them - he who sows bountiful shall reap bountiful. Hence, it's up individuals to decide the amount to give. God is the one who will give the reward accordingly.

If a person decides that 10% is the standard they wish to follow... there's nothing wrong with that. Another may be able to give higher than 10%, while others can only afford smaller. This is what the text is alluding to when it says: let everyone give as they have purposed in their heart."



"800/month is too much money for one person to give to a church or any other charity, unless they are millionaires.

Especially in this uncertain economy. That would go a long way toward retirement and emergency savings.

Just my opinion."

Why the tithing stuff?

Because I had a tragic realization today. It goes to show how much greed has taken over the body of Christ. I belief in God will not be shaken... man, on the other hand....

This is for my Brother-in-law - I'm ashamed of you...

BELOW IS FROM HERE


Originally Posted by authentic View Post
....And you have all the right to do that. The problem with how modern day churches teach the tithe, is that they misinterpret Malachi chapter 3 to guilt-ride the parishoners to give 10%. Here are some fun facts for you to research....

1. The Book of Malachi was written to the priests. So lets, for the sake of arguement, assume that Malachi should be translated to the NT church, then the Priests/Pastors are infact "cursed with a curse" for not paying tithes from thier increase.

2. According to the Law of Moses, absolutely NO Modern day church tithes in the correct manner. The books of Deuteronomy, Numbers, and Leviticus outlines what an acceptable tithe is (Wine, Oil, Oxen, Heffers,....etc). Never does it say money. Therefore, if you want to go by the letter of the law, you can tithe 10% of your paycheck until Jesus comes back, you are doing it wrong anyways. In addition to that, the tithe was supposed to be given to the Levitical Priests. Where are the Levitical Priests now?

3. Why is there only one tithe administered in the church. Again if we are going by the letter of the Mosaic Law, there should be at least 2 different tithes. *An annual tithe for the maintenance for the Levites, *A second tithe brought to Jeruselem for the Lord's feasts.

4. Most churches (and correctly so) espouse the belief that the OT law, which includes the Law of Moses has been done away with by Jesus' death on the cross. Thus there is no need to observe the feast days, the dietary law, the law of circumsion, the law of unclean people, observing the sabbath...etc. But then all of a sudden they find it convenient to cherry pick ONE of those ordinances and bind thier congregants by it? Doesn't make sense at all. If tithing is so important for both OT and NT observers, then what about all of the other laws in the OT? Are they not as important? Food for thought...

-Again, if folks want to give 10%, 20%, 50%, and you feel lead to do it; well fine, that is the liberty you have in Christ. But for churches to imply that a Christian is somehow being disobedient, cursed, or wicked for not giving 10% to the church is a clear bastardization of God's Word. We are commanded to give to help the local church function, ABSOLUTELY! Does the term "give" defined exclusively by the word "tithe"? Absolutely not.

-One more fine note. I wonder why so many churches are so bent towards preaching of the tithe, when a good portion of the NT commands believers to give to the poor? How come this isn't preached and emphasized on a more consistant basis?

Saturday, March 19, 2011

Ugh..

I am 49 years old and, in 2002, I lost 15 lbs on Weight Watchers. I cannot lose the last 8 pounds with all I do! Do I need more aerobic exercise? I lift weights twice a week, I spin for 1 hour a week and I do the elliptical 1 or 2 days a week for 30 to 40 minutes. Is it my age? I am very muscular in my arms and legs but I need to get rid of some belly fat and under my arms around my bust area. I am 5’2” at 148 lbs.

Answer

More aerobic exercise would not hurt, but exercise alone usually doesn’t burn enough calories for weight loss. Studies show that women need fewer calories, along with exercise, to lose weight. You, personally, need 1600 calories a day at your ideal weight. You should be able to lose slowly on 1300 – 1500 calorie a day. You have an advantage in breaking a plateau because you’ve maintained a weight loss for 6 years. Dr. George Blackburn, a nutrition authority, writes about the wisdom of losing weight in steps in Break Through Your Set Point: How to Finally Lose the Weight You Want and Keep It Off. He shows how retrain your metabolism to naturally maintain a lower weight.

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Wednesday, March 16, 2011

This is very old.. and very funny. Apparently everyone who has a blog will post this eventually..

AQUARIUS You have an inventive mind and are a progressive thinker. You also lie a lot and are inclined to be careless and impractical, making the same mistakes over and over. Everyone thinks you are a f**king jerk.

PISCES You have a vivid imagination and often think you are being followed by the CIA. You have some influence over your friends and people resent you for flaunting your power. Underneath it all you lack confidence and are generally a coward. Pisces people screw small animals and pick their noses a lot.

ARIES You are the pioneer type and have strong leadership tendencies, but you regard others with contempt. You are quick tempered, impatient and don't take well to advice. You are a prick.

TAURUS You are down to earth and persistent. You are determined and can work like hell. Most people think that you are a pig headed shit. You're probably a fucking communist.

GEMINI You are quick and intelligent - a thinker. People like you because you are bisexual, You are also a cheap bastard, expecting everything for nothing. Gemini's are notorious for thriving on incest.

CANCER You are extremely sensitive by nature and very caring. You are a wimp, You are hopeless at making decisions and that is why you will always be on welfare and you will never be worth a shit.

LEO Leo people are born leaders but most people think they are just pushy. Most Leo's are bullies. They are thick a**holes who break down under honest criticism. Your arrogance is disgusting. Leo People are thieving bastards who kiss mirrors a lot.

VIRGO You are the logical type and detest disorder. This sh*tpicking makes your friends sick. You are cold and unemotional and often fall asleep while screwing. Virgo's make good bus drivers and pimps.

LIBRA Librans are lucky in employment and financial matters. You are the artistic type and have a difficult time with reality. If you are male then you are probably queer. Most Libran woman are whores. All Librans die of V.D.

SCORPIO You are shrewd in business and cannot be trusted. You will reach the pinnacle of success because of your total lack of ethics. You are a perfect Son of a Bitch. Most Scorpio people are murdered.

SAGITTARIUS You are optimistic and enthusiastic with a reckless tendency to rely on luck since you have no talent. Most Saggitarians are drunks or pot heads. People laugh at you a lot because you are always f*cking things up.

CAPRICORN you are conservative and afraid of taking risks. You are basic chicken sh*t. There has never been a Capricorn of any importance, you should kill yourself.

Wednesday, March 9, 2011

Just got in..

and jump-started my iPod Touch. It froze up on me this morning at work while watching (listening actually) to the Island of Dr. Moreau remake. Installing iTunes is not an option on my work computer.. not taking the chance just yet.

It's official - my iPod is sick of David Thewlis.

Saturday, March 5, 2011

Giraffes on Horseback Salads


"From a previously unpublished film script by Salvador Dali, written in 1937 for the Marx Brothers. Dali, who was a fan of the comedians, had befriended Harpo Marx the year before. The film, entitled Giraffes on Horseback Salads, was never made, reportedly because MGM, which had an exclusive contract with the Marx Brothers, felt it was too surreal. The script, which Dali wrote in English, was recently discovered among Dali's papers; it is owned and was made available by the Fundació Gala-Salvador Dalí in Figueres, Spain. Apart from roles for the Marx Brothers, the script includes a character called the 'Surrealist woman' and a Spanish businessman named Jimmy."


The "Surrealist woman" is lying in the middle of a great bed, sixty feet long, with the rest of the guests seated around each side. Along the bed, as decorations, are a group of dwarfs caught by Harpo. Each is supported on a crystal base, decorated with climbing flowers. The dwarfs stay as still as statues, holding lighted candelabras, and change their positions every few minutes.

While love tears at Jimmy's heart, Groucho tries to crack a nut on the bald head of the dwarf in front of him. The dwarf, far from looking surprised, smiles at Groucho in the most amiable way possible. Suddenly in the middle of dinner, thunder and lightning begin inside the room. A squall of wind blows the things over on the table and brings in a whirl of dry leaves, which stick to everything. As Groucho opens his umbrella, it begins to rain slowly.

Although the guests show surprise, they try for a time to continue their meal, which is, however, brought to an end by showers of rain. In a panic, the guests rush in all directions, while from the hall a torrent of waters washes in, bringing with it all sorts of debris, including a drowned ox. A shepherd makes a desperate effort to collect his flock of sheep, which climb up on the sofas and the bed in an effort to avoid being carried away by the water. A cradle is carried in on the flood containing a baby crying piteously, followed by the mother, hair streaming behind her.

The "Surrealist woman" crosses several rooms - rain falling more and more heavily - but stops in front of a door and hesitates. She goes in, followed by Jimmy, who has never left her side. On the other side of the door, there is no more rain and everything changes. It is the childhood room of the "Surrealist woman," where by her orders nothing has been touched since she was ten. Overcome by emotion, she sits down in front of a mirror at a child's table.

Meanwhile, the Marx Brothers announce that a great fête is going to take place. For this, large preparations have to be made. Four acres of desert are cleared of cacti and of all vegatation and flattened out like a tennis court. The undergrowth that is cleared away is piled around the field to make a barrier, behind which stands are erected for spectators.

There is a competition for the person who can ride a bicycle the slowest with a stone balanced on his head. All the participants have to grow beards. In the middle is a tower in the form of a boat's prow to be used as a judge's box.

Before the spectacle begins, the vegetation around the fields is set alight. This prevents the spectators in the stands from seeing anything at all. From the top of the tower the sight is wonderful, with columns of smoke going up vertically, surrounding hundrds of cyclists - each balancing a rock on his head - threading their way with the sun setting behind.

In the tower, Harpo is playing his harp ecstatically, like a modern Nero. By his side, his back to the spectacle, Groucho is lying, smoking lazily. Nearby, the "Surrealist woman" and Jimmy watch the spectacle, lying side by side. Behind them, Chico, dressed in a diving suit, accompanies Harpo on the piano. Scattered across the gangway leading to the tower, an orchestra plays the theme song with Wagnerian intensity as the sun sinks under the horizon.

FROM HERE.

...also, check THIS out too - it's where I found the pic.

I love Dali.