Wednesday, November 30, 2011

ATTENTION MORONS:

If you’re asking Siri where to get an abortion, please stop having sex immediately and get sterilized. Thanks.

Monday, November 28, 2011

the REAL truth (not mine):

"Despite all the confidence issues I have dealt with in my life and how many things about myself don't resemble what most people are looking for, I know very well that I am very dateable and have a tremendous amount of great things to bring to the table. Now, finding someone who recognizes that, won't choose someone else over me, and who I'm actually interested in and attracted to....."

Sunday, November 27, 2011

Reposted because I can: My contribution to Urban Dictionary:

30. Severus Snape

The guy in the Harry Potter films who looks like Alice B. Toklas. Played by Alan Rickman, who hasn't been sexy since 1988.
Professor Severus Snape, my crush on David Thewlis notwithstanding, do you realize you look like Alice B. Toklas, right?

Friday, November 25, 2011

Thursday, November 24, 2011

... AND RIGHT PROUD OF IT!!!


(completely unrelated) Pic of the Day

Happy Thanksgiving!


Monday, November 21, 2011

an observation..

... sitting here locked out of my computer due to lazy supervisors, I wonder if Stewart or Colbert will ignore the E-PARASITE/SOPA bill. the media blackout on this is amazing.

Sunday, November 20, 2011

FACEBOOK SUCKS!!

since I seen to get more of a response from here (judging from  viewer stats), than from my lousy Facebook page, I will continue to work on my crappy writing skills here (still won't open comments though, still EXTREMELY insecure).

whom ever is checking me out... thanks.

Wednesday, November 16, 2011

ATTENTION ALL THOSE CONTEMPLATING SUICIDE - PLEASE FIND ALTERNATE MEANS.NJTRANSIT HAS ENOUGH DELAYS EVERY OTHER DAY. THANKS IN ADVANCE FOR YOUR COOPERATION.

Friday, November 11, 2011

Wednesday, November 9, 2011

To Remember(not mine):

"Incel never gets better at any stage, but acceptance means that you have a life, and you're going to make the best of it regardless."

Monday, November 7, 2011