Friday, July 24, 2009


I'm the type that can only focus on one thing at a time (unless I'm playing with my beloved Barbara or doing my BB prayers). I have a Twitter account but I just keep track of the people I want to track. I have not made one post yet I have five followers. I know it's probably because they're too lazy to add these people to their own accounts but it still is weird. Should I entertain these five followers of mine? Do they want me to post, excuse me, "tweet?" I can post little bizarre nuggets of truth like:

Yesterday I had my first mammogram. At the first clamping of my breast I screamed and called the tech a sadist.

This really happened, I'd like to post it but I like to ramble too so I'm not sure tweeting or twatting (thanks Mr. Colbert) is the way to go here. 150-character limit and all. I don't know... if you care enough, decipher the picket fence code, that's my Twitter name, one word.


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