It's very easy to remain celibate when the only guys approach you are either defective (broken-down, mentally unstable, infected with the "hook-up" mentality, whatever) or simply butt-ugly. If it weren't for the wonders of polymer safe bet I've would have killed someone by now.
Yes, the Cosmic Cock-blocker is working like a charm, and the universe is working as it should.
Where are you Doomsday meteor?!